Can yelp help me find a girl?
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03/02/2005
alice v. says:
Hi Rishi. Jeremy sent me the link to your request... so that I felt like I had to drop you a line just to say that once you've accepted the idea of posting your profile on the meat market website (
Nerve.com), you're likely to find not one but many girls, which is maybe not what you want, but it may help going through a phase...
03/02/2005
Nish N. says:
I believe that is exacly what Rishi wants!
03/02/2005
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03/02/2005
Sarah G. says:
My friends seem to like
e-harmony.com. I think there is a rigorous screening procedure that is supposed to weed out lots and lots of potential bad dates :-)
03/03/2005
Kavita S. says:
shaddi.com - plenty of "good" Indian girls, the way your mom would have liked.
03/04/2005
Gabriel S. says:
Try offering a bounty, say $10,000 to whomever introduces you to the woman you eventually marry. Even if you have no intention of paying it, everyone you know will be throwing eligibles at you like beads towards a topless woman at Mardi Gras.
03/07/2005
Michelle d. says:
yeah, I have some friends on eHarmony and they're not getting any "good leads", if you will.
03/07/2005
Phil M. says:
I'm gonna tell your wife about this!
03/08/2005
Stellah D. says:
Nerve isn't bad, but my advice is, get out from behind your computer ;) Take up a writing class, I'm in one and it's all cute girls!
08/16/2006
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08/16/2006
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08/16/2006
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08/16/2006
Hiker Chicka e. says:
Recycling old threads is annoying... but oh.. so..much fun.
If only the guy who started this knew that Yelp would become a meat market....
08/16/2006
sascha b. says:
fu n., that's terrifying to me. I actually "failed" the e-harmony screening questionnaire. Guess I wasn't un-hip enough. According to the site, (and I paraphrase) "while e-harmony is an excellent option for most seekers, there are 2-3% of the population for whom the e-harmony profile is inappropriate. Unfortunately, you are a member of this group.
We wish you well in your search. Buh-bye!"
Luckily, I don't rely on the internet for meeting people and getting dates. At least, not all the time.....
08/16/2006
V e s t i g e .. says:
fork();
Stefania P, what about Marina Safeway?
08/16/2006
Krystina C. says:
my coworker was pretty successful when she did
eharmony.com. they matches she made were all the types of guys she was attracted to.
08/16/2006
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08/16/2006
Krystina C. says:
oh yea thats rite, the marina, all single people there
08/16/2006
Krystina C. says:
wow itty, thats a cool site. i should start posting some of my friends on there.
08/16/2006
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08/16/2006
matt "Nostradamus" G. says:
China has a lot of ladies that would love to come to the US
Don't forget to bring Toilet paper to China.
08/16/2006
sascha b. says:
hah! thanks Suge, now I don't feel like the only loser in the universe. ;-)
Of course, I'm sort of happy that I don;t "fit in" with the creepy plasticine faced eharmony dude....
08/16/2006
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08/16/2006
Suge K. says:
i loved that article! i especially liked
"Stop stealing things and sleeping with the first people who ask."
08/16/2006
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08/16/2006
Suge K. says:
there are some pretty funny articles on that site - of course the 'striped shirt' article is pretty legendary, but 'seriously, get this sweater off of me', 'the nfl all criminal team', 'the 50 people most in need of a vicious beating' and 'the legendary NWA quiz' are priceless gems as well!
search them out, report back.
08/16/2006
sascha b. says:
Jessica: craigslist is fine, but not my cuppa tea. I've tended to meet some odd birds via CL. then again, I'm an odd bird myself, so I suppose it makes sense.
Suge: what got me was "Wait, aren't you a Scorpio?
Shouldn't you be having sex right now?"
umm...you aren't a Scorpio, are you?
08/16/2006
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08/16/2006
Suge K. says:
no, afraid not. but all the scorpios i know are big fat perverts! (well, not physically fat, but you get the idea)
08/16/2006
sascha b. says:
uh-oh. is there something bad about being a big fat pervert?
(disclaimer: I am, in fact, a Gemini. This makes everything twice as bad.)
08/16/2006
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07/17/2007
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07/17/2007
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07/17/2007
Brent "Boiled Meat" H. says:
what does she look like?
Mustache?
cuz I may have seen her at wallgreens today
07/17/2007
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07/17/2007
Eddie H. says:
Chewie G. says:
Ok...I'm not gonna out Nish...but look at the compliments he was leaving this guy...
http://www.yelp.com/user...
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I think you just did... lol
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